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IBMs Greatest Regret: Selling PC Division to Lenovo
New York, NY – December 8, 2004 is a day that will live in infamy for IBMers. “We sold our birthright that day!, said an emotional Steve Ward, the last senior executive to serve at the helm of Big...
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Growing Concern Over East Coast-West Coast Mobile War
NEW YORK, NY – Since the great Rap War of the late 90s ended only after actual blood was shed, concern is growing over the vitriolic feud between the East and West Coast mobile vendors. The most...
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Apple’s Plan to Optimize Reality
CUPERTINO, CA – Reading tea leaves has become an obsession for industry and equity analysts struggling to divine Apple’s fortunes. Pundits curious about the company’s trajectory and velocity are...
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EXCLUSIVE: Apple To Exit Smartphone Market
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a potentially market-shattering reversal, Apple has announced plans to exit the smartphone business entirely by the end of the third quarter of this year. “We’ve had an...
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Apple’s Ambitious Plan to Produce A New Breed of Fanboi
CUPERTINO, CA – The very public battle over mobile phone market share between Apple and Samsung looks more and more like political trench warfare. Each side hauls out pasty-faced experts trying to...
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Apple’s Truly Sorry “Sorry”: A Failed First Attempt At Apologizing to China
CUPERTINO, CA – Apple is well known for its infrequent and inadequate apologies. The Chinese media has recently begun a relentless campaign against Apple, assailing the company’s real and perceived...
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Turns Out, Siri Is A Nasty Piece of Business
Apple users have just learned that Siri is more than the digital genie in the bottle that is IOS. Siri has just become the realization of your greatest fear: A holistic record of your online behavior...
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Eating Disorder Experts Issue Warning Over Unrealistic Tablet Sizes
CUPERTINO, CA – It seems that the entire tablet market has a developed an unhealthy obsession with weight and size. Market leader Apple’s focus on the size and weight of its popular iPad tablet is...
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Why Is Apple Suing Doctor Who?
Apple returned to its litigious ways today in dramatic fashion as they launched an infringement suit against the BBC’s flagship program, Doctor Who. The primary essence of the 426 page complaint...
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Apple Grows Tense as Samsung Makes the Past Perfect
SEOUL, KOREA – When Samsung Chairman Lee Kun-hee recently made the statement, “to guide the future of mobile, it is essential that we control the past”, industry observers wondered whether his remarks...
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